Monday, March 4, 2013

What is a Tasha?


So, remember back in the day when Urban Dictionary was the thing to talk about? Well, I was thinking about that this weekend and decided that I needed a good laugh. Of course, the first thing I looked up was my name. Tasha. I was quite surprised at how it turned out. It also made me giggle like a little girl.

Here are some of the lovely definitions of Tasha via Urban Dictionary:

Tasha: 
  1. Lookin' good, very stunning and always glowing; a Tasha is a beautiful creature who gets a lot of unknown attention.
  2. Preferably a girl that likes to be random, sarcastic, and make everyone laugh. You'll never know what to expect, whether it be an action, or a statement from Tasha.
  3. Tasha is the prettiest girl in school and the most chill. Heads are turned everywhere she goes. Guys love her because she is hot and is cool to hang out with. Girls love her because she is so nice. She knows how to have fun and make everybody laugh. She's not scared to make her place every where she goes.
  4. (This is the one that made me giggle!) An undoubtedly amazing person. Always there to listen and never truly judges. Extremely adorable. Prone to waking up and finding all of her friends naked in the living room playing strip poker. The Tasha must beware of such nights when her inner animal is resting and other animals are as wild as monkeys throwing poo at cantankerous old ladies at the zoo for a laugh. BEWARE. If the Tasha does fall victim to such activities she is fairly forgiving but still resents it. Bisexuality? Still unknown.
  5. A girl in love with life. Someone who longs for love in her life. Normally falls in love with a Thomas. Gets her heart broken often and in-turn breaks other hearts to deflect the pain. But fun loving and easy to gain affection from.
  6. Most beautiful creature on the face of the earth. Smart, outgoing, bubbly, and fun to be around. Her presence can light up anyone's day. The sound of her voice is like a gentle song. She is Tasha and She is Amazing.
Now, I must reassure you that I, in fact, did NOT write all of these posts about myself! HA! But, can we just talk about these for a second?

Numero Uno: I'd like to think this is true. Who wouldn't??

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Nummer Zwei!: I do like to make people laugh. I am pretty sarcastic at times also. Out of all of these, this is the one I could have written about myself. I also like the fact that it says "Preferably a girl..."


Nombre Trois: What does "make her place every where she goes" mean? I take over people's homes? Not my style. Also, heads probably turn every where I go, but it's because I'm probably tripping all over myself - not because I'm "the prettiest girl in school."

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Number Four: Well, wasn't that hysterical? I have definitely never walked in on my friends naked in the living room and I'm not really sure that my friends are the kind to throw poo at old ladies either. WTF? Also, I'm well aware of my sexuality, thankyouverymuch.

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FIVE Golden Rings: This one was pretty funny too. I've dated a guy named Thomas. Weird coincidence there. I don't think I've ever broken a heart out of spite either. Urban Dictionary has gotten a little EMO on me!

Via - Really though - Just a Coinkidink
Nikki Sixx!: "The sound of her voice is like a gentle song." Ask the Hubs about that. He will tell you different. I will agree that I am indeed amazing, though!



In conclusion, Urban Dictionary is as ridiculous as I remember it. Try looking up your name on UD. I'm sure you'll get a good laugh out of it! It brightened up my Monday! What is your definition??

4 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness! This cracked me up!!!! I just went to urban dictionary and looked up my name and this was one of the first definitions: -Taylor:
    An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Blonde Taylor's are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If you get the chance to kow a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She weill be one of a kind!!!
    Dude: look it's Taylor
    Dude2:She is Amazing!


    Clearly this person needed spell check, too! So glad to have found you through the Cara Box swap. Your blog is too cute!

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    1. Thanks girl! Isn't urban dictionary hysterical?? The most random things are in there!!

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  2. What a fun idea for a post! Loved it. You totally had me cracking up!

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    1. You should totally look up your name! I'm sure it will be funny too!!

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